Stop, Drop and Roll

After Mr. Szondi (love the Girl Genius Jägerkin look and speech!) and I helped out Sir Tele with a texture in his home, our conversation went a little something like this:

Sir Tele: "Set me on fire. Shoot me with a fire arrow."
Me: "What?!" (shrugged as I put on and drew my bow)
Mr. Szondi: "Hyu vant her to do vat?!"
Sir Tele: "Go on, let's see if it'll work without a meter."

Let's just say that it worked. Someone pass the bucket of water please.